Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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hi

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Yes.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Strawberries!

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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whats a willy? -brock

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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