- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's an Anti Joke?

What causes floods? Too much water.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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