Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is funnier then 25 9/11

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

She said no

Knock knock. Death.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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