A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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There's my tractor.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Black History Month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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