- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

An atheist walks into a church

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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