Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

i dont like chris

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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