- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

You are Nerochan right?

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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