- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Get on your knees Ho

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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