How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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