- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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