- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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