Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

im black

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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