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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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