Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Chicken penis.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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