Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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