Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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boys

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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42

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