- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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