A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Gorden Brown.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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