How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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GONNA

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Anti Joke

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