My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's the deal with airline food?

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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