Straight men can be bronies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

That's not what she said.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

wanna hear a joke? no.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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