What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Womens rights.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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