- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

womens rights

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

girls lacrosse

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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