Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your time.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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