Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Nippies

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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