What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Justin Bieber got laid

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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