Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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