wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

This is an anti-joke.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i dont like chris

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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