Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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ginger

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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