Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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vaginas

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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