- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

i can't stand cripple jokes

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

poop

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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