Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Take this and put it- No.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

cancer

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

for keeps?

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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