What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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GONNA

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

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