So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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