What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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I can't see my forehead

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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An asian without a future.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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