- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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