- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Knock, knock. answers door

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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