How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Chicken

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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