Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Comedy.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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