Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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