What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Straight men can be bronies.

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That's not what she said.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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