violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

You smell like shit

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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