Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Rebecca Black

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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