My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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GONNA

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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