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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

wood cant chuck wood

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

whats a willy? -brock

Strawberries!

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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