- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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