- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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