Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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