When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Strawberries!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Leave her alone...

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