What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Davey Peterson.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Mike tyson

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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