- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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