- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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