- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

That's not what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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