What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Are you a human?

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Zach Barlow

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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WNBA

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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