What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Spell: “This word”

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

soccor

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Ham sandwich

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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