- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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