A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Woman's rights

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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for keeps?

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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