What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Women's rights

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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i cant think of one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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