- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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