why did the computer crash? it didn't

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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cancer

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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